Kano wins!

Then there was this yesterday:

In a move reminiscent of JD's self-inflicted run-in with a house window sophomore year of college, Zinedine Zidane of France insanely head-butted Italy's Marco Materazzi in the chest during extra time in yesterday's World Cup Final. And like that innocent little window of our house, France's championship hopes were shattered.

Given the magnitude of the event (most important game in the world) and the game's situation (five minutes before PKs), this was without any shade of doubt the craziest extra-curricular activity I have ever witnessed in any sporting event ever. Far crazier even than the Chris Kaman reach around in this year's NBA Playoffs.

But of course with every great, unanswerable question, there are certain to be conspiracy theories. Here is seemingly the most logical one offered to date.