Pretty standard really

Typical Saturday conversation in Baltimore.

CMIKE: I'm really pissed that this chick didn't write me back.
DR.GOOSE: Dude, honestly, she's slurping cum right now, just give her a minute.
HONGE: Do you realize how digusting that sounds?
CMIKE: Really that is so gross.
DR.GOOSE: [dead seriously] Does anyone wanna go get slurpies right now?
HONGE: Ew.