I'm taking a sabbatical from school

Due to some sticky issues at work concerning proper internet usage, coupled with the fact that I am complete pussbag, I am taking a short reprieve from spending my days trying to entertain you poon farmers with my half-wit anecdotes.

Check back periodically to see if I've grown a pair.

-cmike

p.s. Real quickly. I went on a date last night and of the couple sitting behind us, one looked an awful lot like a dude. So when the he-she went to the bathroom, my date followed and reported back that the toilet seat was up after the he-she left the room. Now, if for the sake of pretending you're a woman, you go to the trouble of having saline bags implanted into your chest and hair sewn into your head, wouldn't you at least sit down to pee?