No and I don't CARE!

Granted it could just be me, but I find absolutely no interest in hearing about the composition of someone else's fantasy football team. In fact, aside from the details of a poker hand where someone lost on the river or a story where someone came too early, I can't think of anything I'd rather hear less about. If I have to hear one more tale about how someone started Donte' Stallworth over Bernard Berrian, and wouldn't you know it, Berrian did better, I am going to insert a carnivorous earwig into my brain. Guess what assholes, it happens to everyone. Just like getting rivered, and just like P.E.

Plus, if you consider that most people these days have two or three teams, you usually end up hearing about how the person is cheering for and against just about every person in the NFL. Even though I have been guilty of this in the past, I assure you, it will happen no more. I refuse to become part of this abysmal side effect of fantasy football. From this point, I vow to never offer unsolicited details of my football team.

Now, fantasy basketball that's a totally different animal. I plan to bore the shit out of everyone with that one.