You're breakin' ma balls here, Hans

I just read something that reminded me of this: wasn't Godzilla the result of Slappy Harry nuking Japan to end WWII? Wasn't he supposed to be some sort of lizard that was exposed to the radiation and eventually mutated into a giant fire-breathing dragon thing? Or was it just a regular lizard that looked really big next to Japanese people?

Either way, I hope to all that is holy, that Kim Jong Il's nuclear test(s) awaken/morph some kind of crazy lizard/insect/shark/HansBlix that will squash that freaky little fucker once and for all. If not just for the sole fact that he's so freaking peculiar.

I mean that would be worthy of an exclamation point on the CNN captions, am I wrong?