Did I have teeth the last time you visited me?

Totally and completely by accident, I bought the exact same toothbrush as my roommate. It doesn't affect us in that "I had it first, biter" sort of way, as much as it does in that "ohhhhh crap, which one is mine" way. But, I'll be damned if I'm going all the way back to the Duane Reade on the corner to buy another one. Fuck that. So I took a small piece of duct tape, the glue of the world, and wrapped it around my brush for distinction.

Well, I'll just say that there is nothing quite like waking up to any empty apartment and a damp toothbrush. It really fucks up the whole day. And, I'll just say, that there is not enough hot water or bleach on the planet to make that thing fresh again.

Let's just say I'll be stopping by the Duane Reade...eventually.