Rod Roddy, Tell Her What She Wins

For those of you that know El Hairs, you know that he has a liking for women's undergarments. Well, he was over The O's apartment on Monday watching the Monday Night Football games and The O's girlfriend's roomate was there wearing a short jean skirt. El Hairs isn't a big sports fan so he spent the entire 3 hours trying to figure out what color panties were under the skirt. Cut to last night when I was out drinking with The O and El Hairs. We were walking back to my apartment and El Hairs asked for the O's phone so he could leave the O's girlfriend a message. I overhear the following message being left:

El Hairs: O's girlfriend, it's El Hairs. I'm not calling for fun, i'm calling for business, and that business is the panty business. You tell your roommate that whenever she wants i will take her on a $200 victoria's secret shopping spree if she wants to be with a grown man.